About the author
Giraffe Attack
Author of the Distressed Asset series.
Giraffe Attack is a pen name. Yes, really.
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What can be confirmed: Giraffe Attack writes Distressed Asset, a LitRPG comedy about the end of the world being handled by the billing department, and believes the fine print is where all the good jokes are hiding.
Not to be confused with the browser game or the picture book that share the name. This is the one with the stapler.